Just shut the front door! This mess of festive fun is the best of the worst and will surely have you in line for the most ugly trophy at the party. It's a treasure trove of awful. Ugly Christmas sweater with 'holy grail of funny' springy boobs that will keep everyone laughing. Snowflake themed knit with dangling pom pom zipper pull. Long horrible fringe at the hem. Cheezy xmas contest worthy sweater that is over-the-top funny. Zipper front. This is a womens cut sweater, in a great size for men or women to wear to a holiday party. Garment measurements: Chest/bust=54". Length=26".